Kevin Little: The Vigilante Hero

Kevin Little, Protector of the Free World

On CBC recently they reported that a man, a Mr. Kevin Little, apparently saw Premier Danny Williams driving while talking on his cell phone.

My big question is how slow of a news week was it that our Premier's usage of a cell phone while driving made national news? I'm sorry but didn't the Manley Report just come out raising arguments about how long Canada will stay in Afgahnistan? You guys at CBC are probably right, who wants to know the fate of our troops at war?

Poor Kev though he must of been so angry when he saw our Premier endangering the lifes of all those around. Lucky for us however good ol' Kev wasn't a guy take this one lying down. You know what Kev did? According to Kev he “slowed right down and I looked right at him, stared right at him, and yes, sure enough, it was the premier”. We're following the Premier now right? The right honorable one? The one right here? Right? Right. Then Kev, bold as he is, rolled down his window and called out to Williams “Do you know that's illegal?”.

Good job Kev, real god job. You stopped Premier Williams from endangering anyone's life by slowing down on the highway, rolling down your window, sticking your big head out (becasue of your large brain) and yelling at the car to the side of you. Bravo Kev you're a godsend I feel safer already.

Williams apparently bushed Kevin off with a shrug. You know why he brushed Kevin off with a shrug? Two reasons. One, the fine for driving while talking on a cell pone is $100 dollars and our Premier is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. If I had that kind of money I'd go streaking just for the fine. Hell he can pay off the families of anyone he kills. My life is not worth near a million.

Secondly he owns 71% of all the seats in the House of Assembly. With that many seats he can afford to be hypocrite and anything else he'd like to be. You all gave him that power when you voted for him, and everyone else in his party. At this point he could make a law stating that everyone has to either call him “Il Duce” or shoot an apple of their son's head and the opposition wouldn't get so much as a cough in.

Listen Kev go home call everyone you know on your cell phone, let them know how bad of a Premier Danny is and learn to pick your battles. And while you're at it how to drive you nut.

Stabbing through the heart is fatal?

"Don't worry, you'll be fine. You only got stabbed in the heart."

“Wait, you're telling me that stabbing someone three times in the heart kills them? No kidding!”

This was roughly the defense of a 16 year old boy in Regina, Sask. The boy stabbed another teenager after the teenager stepped in to try and stop the accused's friend from stealing a bag of sunflower seeds on Boxing Day, 2006.

Wow and I thought poverty was bad in Newfoundland.

The boy while on the stand testifying said in court “I didn't think it would kill him”. When has stabbing a man 3 times in the heart not killed them? Either this kid is lying through his teeth or our educational system is severly failing us. I thought it was instinctual to know that if you stab someone in their heart they die. I can never remember a point in my life where I did not know that. And over sunflower seeds.
The worst part of this story for me though was the fact that he was convicted of second-degree murder and not first. The difference between the two is that with second the death stems from assualt without then intention to kill and carries onlya maximum of 7 years jail time for a youth. For example if I shot someone in the arm and they died of blood loss then I would probably be found guilty of second degree murder. How could you not have the intention to kill when you stab someone in the heart? Isn't that the most obvious way to kill someone. “Oh I get over here I murder you, ah, I stab ya in the heart.” Noone thinks “Oh I'll just maim him with a friendly stab to the heart, he'll be fine.” Noone is fine after their heart, the key organ that pumps blood to all other organs, which you need to live, is torn apart. It's not your goddamn appendix, you can't just say “frig it I don't even use that.”

And it took the jury two hours to reach a verdict. Two HOURS! It should've taken them to minutes to figure that one out. “Wait he what! Through the heart! How many times!!? Well maybe there's more to it, let's hear his testimony. What? Did he just say he didn't think it would kill him. Oh god we have to lock him up for the sake of the grade curve.”

Also Boxing Day? Didn't have a chance on Christmas? Too busy not opening up packets of sunflower seeds in your stocking. All those Boxing Day sales and you just had to go rob some sunflower seeds. Merry Christmas I just stabbed you through the heart.

Come on Canadian Legal system, you have to try these cases faster, and harder. Noone should ever be allowed to use “ I didn't know that would kill them” as a defence and get a reduced sentence. This man stole the Good Samaritians life and all he loses is 7 years and a few points off his IQ? That's just not justice.

Political Insight?

I've come to notice something about the three main political party leaders:

Stephen Harper always has an incredibly arrogant smirk on his face. It's looks as if he thinks he's smarter than everyone and is just trying to pacify us until we shut up. Or maybe he just has a pedosmile and I'm looking into this too much.































Jack Layton in sharp contrast always has a determined and cool under pressure look to him. Which probably means he's not that intelligent because he's not worried that NDP will never be anything more than that older kid at the adult table during the holidays that the parents try to mollify by giving them extra dessert.
























Finally we have Stephane "who's dat?" Dion. He just always looks really confused. Which in all fairness he probably is.